Today’s top trending topic is #Famouslies. I can’t always do posts on the top trending topics, but today I can… AND I can use people’s actual tweets, because these are some lies I have told and been told. These are meant to be FUNNY, so please take them that way. Are you ready? Let’s go!
“I am on my way…” No, you are loading dishes in the dishwasher and finishing your show.Just tell me the truth so I can go do something else too. #famouslies
“It’s not you– it’s me.” Translation: It’s you, but I don’t have the emotional energy to have this conversation with you, so I’ll just take the blame and get it over with. #famouslies
“I’m just not ready for a commitment right now.” Translation: I’m just not that into you. #Famouslies #moveon
“I need to focus more on my relationship with God right now, and I can’t be distracted with dating.” Translation: I need a good reason to break up with you because “I’m not attracted to you anymore” is just too unchristlike. #famouslies
“We can still be friends.” Translation: I can’t stand disappointing you, so will you accept the first runner up prize? #famouslies
“I didn’t see your text.” Ummm… you JUST tweeted. #famouslies
“Of course I didn’t forget it was your birthday. I have something really special planned.” Translation: I totally forgot it was your birthday, I have nothing planned, and now I am freaking out! #famouslies.
What about you — any #famouslies you have told and/or been told? (Keep it clean, keep it nice, keep it light!)